these are a few of our favorite things

these are a few of the things we will do...

personal
relationship
business
school papers
tutoring
general papers
revenge letters
dear john
dear jane
i quit letters
love letters
proposal letters
friendship letters
porno letters
you chose the topic letters

(yes it seems redundent. your point is?)

each request will be individually priced based on our enjoyment, amount of creativity involved, our boredom threshold, research required and length of letter/essay/paper.

so. if we like it (really HOT 'fuck me letter', minutiae of the tax code, barometric indcators and their relation to the current value of the euro) we charge less. seems fair to us.