Monday, March 10, 2008

why we are here...

just SOME of the things we are and do:
we are full service word whores. anything that requires the written word from term papers,
NO WE DON"T THAT"S WRONG. OKAY, IF THE MONEY IS RIGHT WE WILL
dissertations, notes of solace, revenge, job applications, book reports, love letters etc.
we do it all! and we do a great job too
want to write a dear john/jane? want to get laid?
we are your word whores.
you want it we do it.
for a price of course.
each whoring assignment is unique and only for you.
letters are not replicated to others.
your individual satisfaction is our job and our joy.
OMG OMG OMG OMG we love our work
we like satisfied customers and they come over and over again
yeppers. pass the tissues
back to us. and yes, we know exactly what we are.
we are the word whores of the internet and proud of it.

by gene, comments in purple by robyn

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